Thing

A happy penis =D

Yo, get that thing out of my ass.

by hater_slayer April 7, 2003

hickey thing

an object that is known...but for some reason the name can not be thought of at the time...so this is interjected in its place

"Bob, hand me that there hickey thing"
"What?"
"You know...that yellow thing that you write with"
"Oh...you mean this pencil?"
"Yes...that is it!!!!"

by SSgt J's Wife January 20, 2005

the thing

Kyle Ashleys mild word for cunt .... hes too much of a "pussy" to say the word.

i wanna touch "the thihng" but 8i dont know how to say it.

by Kyle Ashley May 16, 2003

thinglet

you know... that sorta... cutsey... umm... yea you know.

look at that little.... thinglet... over there.

by damon June 26, 2003

jimi thing

DMB reference- condom

"Sometimes a jimi thing slide my way and keep me swingin'"

by KS July 29, 2004

Retarded Thing

A human-generated retarded entity.

Q: What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?

A: Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.

by Teddy Jack Eddie August 25, 2011

old thing

An "Old thing" an Ex boyfriend or Ex Girlfriend Whom You've Since Elivated from

Chris: "This the shorty I was telling you about"

Ray Ray: "Damn son, You Know that's my Old Thing right"

by SkinComplexionHenny February 16, 2014