Napping off

When your adolescent son tells you he is going to his room for a nap but you know he is just gonna rub one out.

Hey man, where’s your son? I could use a hand moving something in the yard.

He’s just upstairs “napping off”. I’ll give him 10-15 minutes and call him down for ya...

by anonymous September 25, 2020

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Brat nap

the time for an brat to catch a beauty nap

bitch please...i gotta take a brat nap

by lido32 December 21, 2010

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Walrus nap

When you are piss drunk and pass tf out on your back, mouth wide open and snoring loud af.

I had the longest walrus nap last night. I was so fucked up.

by Ajpyo10 August 8, 2017

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Abby Nap

A nap that takes multiple hours and Is kind of concerning in length

“Where’s Meatloaf?”

“Taking an Abby nap”

by EternalPledge November 17, 2019

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missouri catheter nap

The act of someone claiming they just went for a sleep somewhere, when in reality they overdosed on drugs and woke up in a hospital bed, with a catheter inserted.

Sure Enon, you were just taking a Missouri catheter nap...

by muncherdave May 15, 2023

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