Lake Charles, Louisiana

This place is a cesspool, thanks to the people! I have never seen so many smokers in my life. And what do you do with the old cigarette butts and ashes in your car, why you dump them at the next red light, of course. I have lived here for almost 2 years and cannot believe the way locals treat there own city. I saw a post that talked about the "Proud" people of this area. Here's how proud they are of the land. Don't take your used motor oil to the auto store to be disposed of properly, do like my neighbor suggested and pour it along your fence line to kill the weeds.....Nice, very nice. This guy has lived here all his life. Maybe that’s why I won't drink the tap water. Ohh, the tap water, every 5 months there is a build up of a black goo around my toilet water and the faucet head. Looks great when you’re washing your hands and this goo comes off into your hands. I asked my neighbor about it and he said it was normal. One of my favorite things is the drive into work every morning over the I-210 Bridge and getting a whiff of that pungent refinery plant brew that continues to be pumped into the air.
Lake Charles, Louisiana. Mmmmmmmmmm, I love the smell of lung cancer in the morning. It's not one of those smells you associate with nature either. If you like the rain then Seattle ain't got nothing on this place. And if it's not raining then it’s humid and hot. Oh, that’s right I forgot. The weather is decent here from November to March, ooooh you get 5 months of cool weather. Oh did I mention this is a college town? Most people think of college towns being pedestrian friendly city's with all the college kids. Not so my friend, try to ride your bike anywhere and you get to join the flow of traffic as they proceed to honk and throw things at you because you’re in their way. I had one lady tell me most of the people she ever saw on bikes around here are usually homeless. Nice huh! Louisiana is called the "Sportsman’s Paradise" well if you consider fishing and hunting a sport then so be it. That’s all they do around here, shoot things and catch things in the polluted water. That's right I said polluted water. Have you seen the number of refineries around the water ways here? About a year ago one of the cargo ships with a load of oil spilled its contents into the water around the lake area where all those beautiful homes are built. 15,000-18,000 barrels of the good stuff. The EPA and coast guard ordered all recreational use of the water banned until the spill was cleaned up.
by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020
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Lake Lumbar

The wee'ist of the Great Lakes formed when one pulls out of doggy at the moment of convulsion and spews a puddle large enough to completely cover the tramp stamp.
The young lad, at the point of coital eruption, retracted his wanker and dispersed a slightly viscous man-made lake on the young lasses lower backside and proudly named it Lake Lumbar!
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Lake City MN

Home of the Bills, Guys, and Fam… Bleed Orange… Savages on the wood floor. Known for producing very attractive women.
Guy(s): Bill you going back to Lake City MN
Bill(s): LC? course Guy
Fam: FUCK LOURDES
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Beltsville lake

A cool lake that the manhattens are jealous of sp they drive 200 miles to throw garbage in it. No one wants to know why.
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Nuttings lake

A lake in Billerica Massachusetts. About 90% of the people here are white supremacists. But 10% of them are badasses. They smoke hella weed and have easy access to juul pods from the Mobil gas station there. That 10% of nuttings lake hangs around with the pinehurst kids, and we all know how those kids are. Most of nuttings lake is kinda shitty, but the 10% are the chill kids.
Oh you’re from nuttings lake? You’re either a loser or a fuckin G.O.A.T
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When you masturbate and then blow your load in a girls bellybutton and it becomes a cum lake
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Lake Thot

Any random woman at the lake who consumes mass quantities of alcohol and who also twerks uncontrollably. She may also show her breast multiple time throughout the day or night and have promiscuous sex with random stranger's.
Hey , did you guys see that lake thot twerking on the front of that boat today?
by Captain Boss May 05, 2020
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