“Damn Eugene, how has she not dumped you with that micro penis”
“Don’t worry, she hasn’t seen it, I’m a shadow warrior”
“Don’t worry, she hasn’t seen it, I’m a shadow warrior”
by Veisnsnka July 26, 2022
People that fight for your right to enjoy cheese pizza no matter what the manufacturing date is, as long as it's not 18 years or older.
Matt Gaetz is a real pizza warrior, much like Roy Moore, Tim Nolan, Dennis Hastert, Richard Dasen Sr., Keith Westmoreland, Paul Ingram, Earl Kimmerling, Stephen White, John Hathaway, Robert Bauman, Dan Crane, Donald Lukens, Strom Thurmond, and Donald Trump.
by Johns November 15, 2023
One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.
by zorgid September 22, 2024
poster: tpb never took it down i removed it because this is a 100 times better copy
leecher: I was like 95% done lol, happy you put up a better copy before I watched. You are superb torrent warrior.
leecher: I was like 95% done lol, happy you put up a better copy before I watched. You are superb torrent warrior.
by anonymous4815162342 June 07, 2011
A very paranoid person who tries to busybody others into following their own rigid personal safety precautions.
"John keeps telling me not to take the subway on my upcoming trip to New York, because he thinks there's tons of crime. He's such a safety warrior!"
by greatjofo March 01, 2025