Upside-down Unicorn

The title given to a woman with picky virtue that caused 25 people from town to be arrested when the rape kit results came back

You were fine with sex TWENTY FOUR times today, but 25 is where you draw the line Denis; such a picky Upside-down Unicorn!!

by sex vocab May 22, 2022

Hillbilly Unicorn

When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.

Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?

by King rcj November 26, 2021

sam the unicorn

Sammm ryhmes with damnnn for a reason. She's probably the coolest person you know, and the kinda person you would want in your life. She's pretty damn amazing, and a fantastic friend. She is also most commonly in love with a guy named Evan.

"Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is that Sam the Unicorn over there?????"

"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"

by Listentomuzic07 February 08, 2014

Unicornic

To give 0 fucks about others opinions and is always Horny when Lover is near

Allen has a Unicornic personality.

He is carefree and extremely Kinky

by UnicornicRimjob77 December 19, 2018

ghost unicorn

A actual retard or someone that's IS A STRAIGHT dumbass.

Also can mean a MLG

Your honestly a ghost unicorn right now.

by Thatmlggamer February 14, 2016

Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed

"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

by April 24, 2023

unicorn wang

The type of thing you shave into the side of your co-worker's hair when he is being a twat waffle.

Stacy loves unicorn wangs more than he loves his boyfriend's wang.

by CMO7 August 01, 2017