cyber running

when you constantly log on and off trying to escape someone who keeps talking to you.

boy: back so soon?
girl: sorry, i have to go. bye.
boy: okay, bye.

5 minutes later.
boy: back.
girl:noodles has to go on. goodnight.
*logs off
"phew, cyber running is tiring."

by ninja[: March 5, 2009

Gay Runs

When after anal sex you can't control your spincher, thus having a diarrhea like effect.

Damn, got pounded so hard last night, now I can't control my own ass.

Shit dude you got the gay runs!

by Westfield February 5, 2013

Chipotle Run

The streaks left on your undergarments and the shits after a nights run with friends to your local Chipotle.

I had the Chipotle runs this morning after hitting it up lastnight after the bar.

by Darth Raw October 30, 2014

Test Run

When you bust out a fat wank the night before a workout, so you can hit the gym harder the next day

"Sorry bro got a Test Run tonight, maybe next week eh"

by tupacatupaca November 17, 2014

trench running

The act of finishing in a woman's mouth (thereby dropping your "proton torpedo") after a vigorous period of thrusting your member between her breasts (also known as "titty fucking").

Dude, I went trench running on this busty chick last night. Pretty sure I get bonus points for doing it vertically.

by Sterling Cooper December 4, 2013

Poach and Run

When you get someone to break up with his/her significant other, but then decide to not do anything with them.

That senior did a poach and run on that freshman. Poor girl didn't stand a chance, now no one loves her.

by Mate poacher February 7, 2015

Injury Run

When you go out running, but immediately you get an injury, and just decide to tough it out. Commonly happens with dramatists and determined people.

I had an injury run yesterday, my calf seized up midway through. Now I'm dead.

by I'm Writing Definitions Here July 12, 2015