werewolf poop

The kind of shit that you take in the morning after waking up, and have no idea how it's so massive and beastly.

Wow, what a werewolf poop.

I had a werewolf poop this morning, even though my diet has zero fibre in it.

by ComeFindMePip September 12, 2014

poop mic

it is BAD.

poop mic and it’s BAD.

it’s spewing diarrhea

by poop mic July 28, 2020

Insta-pooping

The action of scrolling through instagram while pooping.

I caught my husband insta-pooping.

by Mama_Jess November 27, 2016

poop gas

Fumes in the hull of a sailing or sea vessel created from the holding tanks of toilet and human waste.

Our sailing trip was great, other than the smell of poop gas.

by Bban December 16, 2017

poop snoop

The act of Facebook stalking while taking a dump.

Yo, did you know that Maranda Jane got arrested last night? I saw it on Facebook while I was poop snooping this morning.

by killaca April 14, 2014

Sleazy Poop

A poop which has been taken in an obscure and out-of-the-ordinaru place.

Dat nigga took a sleazy poop in my grandma's fridge!!

by Not so Big Dick Rick January 12, 2015

Signature poop

After pooping, you look down and see at least the first letter of your signature.

I took a big signature poop last night. It looked like a "J " in cursive writing.

by Jiggyjoy November 16, 2018