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Irish birth control

Having strictly anal sex with your partner because you can't afford another child
Me and the misses are on the

Irish birth control
by Jiuken Stef September 25, 2022
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Irish Vocabulary

Just regular vocabulary but consists of the word "Fuck" after every word. Usually happens when people are drunk, and or high.
Irishman: What the fuck is going on here you motherfucking face pussy. You been fuckin round here latley? I think you been fuckin. Get the fuck off!

You: Dontcha use your Irish Vocabulary on me!!
by 1337 Silverland December 30, 2010
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Irish Hershey Fountain

When you pour Jamesons Irish whiskey down a girl's butt-crack and tongue her asshole whilst consuming the drippings.
"I just partook in a lovely Irish Hershey Fountain this fine eve. Now I must brush my teeth."
by Its been done December 9, 2008
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Irish Repair Kit

A bottle of whisky and a glass. Used to mend any injury done to a man's body or soul.
Life got you down lately? Keep the Irish Repair Kit handy.
by PotatoFace June 23, 2012
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Irish Calculator

When an Irish or Irish Amercain looks at an aisan kids paper to avoid doing work
Teacher: Hey Patrick stop looking at Wei Hans Paper he is not your irish calculator
by panda cornflakes January 10, 2011
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Irish Blame

The way groups of people blame others for their own stupidity or inadequacies. For example, the way the French and Germany blame UK for the all the craps EU, Blacks blaming whites in US, Irish blaming drinking for their problems, Arabs blaming Israel for their chaos and Moslems blaming Christians, Cubans blaming US for the shit of communism and Castro, Africans blaming colonialism instead of holding their leaders into account…say the list can go on forever!
Amanda: Oh why can't U maintain a lasting relationship?

Mandy: Because all my mother-in-laws are shit.

Amanda: stop abusing Irish blame!
by Prosper * December 20, 2007
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Irish Tag Team

An Irish Tag Team is when you have a threesome with your best friend and a motherly figure.
This is open to members of both sexes, and the best friend can be of both sexes as well. The motherly figure does not have to be related, just a motherly figure.
an Irish Tag Team has parts kinda similar to some plot points from

Y tu mamá también
by Thirtyfivestudio July 16, 2009
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