When your friend is single and deserves to be single; tail gunning is the go to where one bro can and will keep the other one single.
by The Cheese Guy April 4, 2022

girl 1: oomg fauxhawks are so 2002
girl 2: i no rite fauxny tails are the shit now
longhair: hellloo ladies!
girl 2: i no rite fauxny tails are the shit now
longhair: hellloo ladies!
by santaire July 5, 2011

A term of endearment, used by a man or a woman, in reference to their partner, after the man ejaculates either inside of or over the other's anus. Also, can be used as a derogatory term for gay men, but only rarely, and in jest amongst straight men, who are feigning 'gayness' for the amusement of friends and/or family.
Gay guy #1: 'Hey there, slippery-tail, how'd you like that last bung-load?'
Gay guy #2: 'Ohhhhh, marvelous, my jizzy-boy, thanks kindly, when may I have another?'
Gay guy #1: 'Hold your horses there, humpy-buns, I gotta reload and do some more coke.
Gay guy #2: 'Ohhhhh, marvelous, my jizzy-boy, thanks kindly, when may I have another?'
Gay guy #1: 'Hold your horses there, humpy-buns, I gotta reload and do some more coke.
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”
Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”
Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”
Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”
Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”
by Hdhsusooxd Heha537828/!:!: May 27, 2019

by Telescope March 26, 2023

Erika: Did you know that Angela went to Martin's home last night to give him his birthday prensent because he didn't come to work? If his cunty wife was at home... She's must get mad!
Katherin: mmmm... that definitely will bring tail!
Katherin: mmmm... that definitely will bring tail!
by DamianBrennan May 30, 2015
