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she has good stories but she’s too overrated like 11k for stories um
by Stacey Grimlin July 7, 2021
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Rico story

A slang term in the late 1980's, nowadays call it "Netflix and chill"
Usually given from boy to girl or girl to boy, asking them for sexual inter course, or if they are texting, nudes.
"Rico story?"
"Damn I thought you'd never ask"
by Laughingmkay June 28, 2016
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Badtime Story

When a woman gives a handjob to a guy while telling him about her cheating or her previous sexual experiences.
Janice told me such a hot badtime story last night, I had no idea she was so freaky.
by Alexander Pothos December 13, 2018
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sex story

see pts 1-2. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 3/??
sex story pt 3!!

i'm humping the air like a dog as he starts to kiss down my tummy to my thighs. 'p-please—' i stutter, trying to push his head, desperate for him to eat me out. he smirks, and grabs my hand and slams it down, pinning it beside me. 'you don't decide when you get touched princess, *i* do.' he sternly but playfully tells me. i choke back my moans enough to mutter a small 'ok'. he pulls back more and pins my wrists down with more force. 'what was that? speak up.' he says. with my voice shaking and cracking, i say 'yessir' louder. he smirks at me and responds 'good girl.' before going down and starting to kiss around my pussy and gently bite my labia. he kisses me harder and with more and more tounge each kiss, until he's latched onto my clit, letting out little groans and breathing heavily as he licks and sucks on my clit. as he's squatted on the floor eating my pussy, he pushes one of my thighs up with one hand and i feel his other arm moving against the other leg dangling off the bed as he's pulling his sweatpants below his cock and starting to stroke himself off, moaning even louder. i'm screaming at this point and holding back the urge to buck my hips into his face. i start to yell his name, as i yell 'stop, stop, i'm gonna cum baby i'm gonna cum!' he doesn't stop in time, and when he eventually does stop he comes up to kiss me with his little beard saturated in my squirt.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to axolotls to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Crack Story

like the term crack ship, it's relating to something that is nonsensical/ridiculous/crazy, in this case a story.
"is this going to be a crack story?"
by Mariocheatsonhiswife November 26, 2023
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story time

(TRUE STORY - MY STORY - PLEASE DO NOT TAKE)

me - "Taylor"
bff - "Selena"
enemy - "Kanye"
<3 - "travis"
Selena <3 - "benny"

so this happened when I was in 12th grade. me and Selena were literally bffs, intertwined, never leaving each other. we were the bestest of best friends and everyone at the school knew this. Kanye was a serial dater. like one girl after another one girl after another one girl after another. he was dating Kim, and we like were also friends with Kim too but when she started dating Kanye we were sorta pissed ofc. but we weren't rlly mad cause we dont want to be those friends that monitor peoples dating lives. so yeah.

in about 2 months Kanye and Kim broke up and apparently he cheated on her, and Kim confirmed this. we wanted to get revenge. this wasn't anything extremely bad, just showing everyone that he did cheat on her cause everyone thinks he didn't. we came up with the perfect plan to try and let kim and Kanye get back together so he'll cheat on her again. Kim ofc didn't actually like Kanye but she was willing to do this to get him back. we would also expose any other information that he told her.

so Kim found out so many of Kanyes secrets - and then biggest one wasn't that he cheated on her, its that he likes ME AND SELENA and was tying to get benny and travis to not like us anymore. she found this out bc she broke up with him and he said that. so things were getting really out of hand.
Selenawasdatingbenny andme andtraviswho weren't officially together. we decided to tell the boys about this, and they were ISSED. travistriednot rlly to show it but I could tell he was mad. they told us that Kanye was telling them bad stuff about us to try to get them to not be together with us. so we started planning for revenge but we got a text from benny saying that theyre fighting.

there weren't any teachers cause the fight wasn't that loud and it was just a couple of kids. Kanye then said, "OH, TRAVIS, U NOT GONNA FIGHT? I MEAN, TAYLOR IS REAL FINE...MAYBE ILL TAKE HER DOWN IN A DIFFERENT WAY" he whistled and winked and I WAS ABOUT TO BARf it was so gross.

Travis looked so mad and jumped in to throw punches at Kanye. the teachers finally came and benny was extremely hurt so he was rushed into the emergency room. Selena was sobbing and talking to benny (he probably couldn't hear her tho) about how he shouldn't have done that. travis didn't g et really hurt so I hugged him. and we started dating

the next day he looked really off, also benny was in the emergency room. but travis looked off and I asked him, "whats wrong" he told me he hates the thought of me being with someone else so...he got onto his knee and proposed. i know it sounds weird and WAYYY to early, I thought so too, but I accepted his proposal.

so thats my story time!
xx
by jacobelordisrealwife February 4, 2024
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