Covered in Spiders, Man

AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.

Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).

Obvious Plant: Covered in Spiders, Man Is action figure spiders all over it

Obvious Plant

by Your bob September 1, 2022

Black spider

Someone who marinates his penis in v8 splash and puts the hump in rock guardin

1stguy: man my penis hurts
2ndguy: u should try black spidering it, it helped my Uncle Sam

1stguy: man I love stickin my d in juice Murcia

by The tight rainbo rambo September 15, 2013

Spider in a honeycomb

A person you believe to be hot/cute/good-looking but is not. Usually used when texting or talking online with a stranger or a friend's friend.

"So I heard Dave has been texting some new girl?"
"He was until he found out she was a spider in a honeycomb."
"Oh....sucks to be him."

by allthewayfrom1886 December 4, 2011

Spider-Man

Some Teenager from Queens that likes to Swing around in New York, Being Marvel's Most famous Character Spider-man is Know by Everyone in the World, Yes even those japanese guys in the Jungle who think WW2 is Still happening Know Spidey

Some Greasy ass New Yorker "Holy shit it's Spider-Man"

by Gordonman69 April 19, 2022

Spider-Cock

Guy that shoots webs out of his penis with skills.

AHHH!! IT'S SPIDER-COCK, DON'T WHIP IT OUT PLEASE!!!!

by anonymous May 10, 2024

Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust

We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position

by Bodybaby August 21, 2025

senior spider quan

The Coolest dude you will ever meet definitely not charlotte

Hey senior spider Quan

by Cloudiplier13 September 21, 2017