Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.

My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.

by Kay & Bae January 15, 2021

soft bull

A soft ass nigga who never does anything hard. Polar opposite of a Hard Bull.

Yo, is Dan coming to the bar with us? Na, you know that nigga Dan. Hes a soft bull.

by Gizmo bitch April 28, 2017

soft flirt

Sending cat images to show affinity to someone.

: how do you know he likes you?
: he has been soft flirt me for days

by walllly April 20, 2023

soft hot stinky

Turd in a condom

My friend's boyfriend's name is Soft Hot Stinky

by Badwitch66 April 28, 2024

Scared Soft

To be scared so much that your erect penis is softened.

Damn, Hannah thought it was funny to burst into my room when I was fapping. I got scared soft.

by I-Am-The-Cold July 18, 2015

Soft Maxxing

When one proceeds to stay flacid and never get hard no matter what, going to the lengths of praying/repenting.

Bro this girl was twerkin on my shit I had to start Soft Maxxing

by Neal Rigga July 12, 2024

soft surf

A word that nastia came up with that has no meaning.

"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"

by darealdodo August 11, 2024