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5 Second Crush

When you're not initially attracted to a person, but then they do something that is attractive and you're attracted to them in the moment but then later on you don't feel the same way and you're not that attracted to them anymore.
girl: wow I didn't like him before but he's so cute!

1 hour later

girl: I feel nothing towards him. I guess it was just a 5 Second Crush
by 5 second crush March 14, 2016
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30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl
Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs
by 30seconejob September 10, 2016
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5 Second Photoshop

The five second act of ejaculation in which an individual's face is transformed from normal to cum-ridden.
After we do doggy-style, can I give you a 5 second photoshop?
by First_and_Last_Post July 13, 2016
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five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself
don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
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Second Virginity

The time you tell about losing your virginity but it wasn't the first but the most memorable
Shit... I lost my second virginity... it was the best!
by idku333 October 10, 2016
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second mask

second mask is the unknown who goes to Ark Elvin Academy and it has account on instagram.Nobody can mess with this person and everybody wonders who is it.They think it's a psycho but it's actually a kind person.
It's signature: 💀
Second Mask send me a message and I felt creepy about it.
by Baby Nutella February 10, 2017
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60 second rule

The amount of time before which certain individuals who have asked a dumb or inconsequential question will have either found the answer on his own, or have realized it wasn't worth asking.

Certain people are more susceptible to this rule than others. It's rare that they'll still be curious after 60 seconds have passed. Most of the time, ignoring their question does the trick.
P: If Batman's parents died, then how was he born?
K: ...
(60 seconds pass)
P: Ohhhhhh. Just Googled it.
K: 60 second rule. Works every time.
P: You're a dick.
by Triggers365 March 15, 2017
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