Says Justina 

A saying usually said after one exposes extreme femininity. (usually a male) Adapted by a very male name "Justin," Justina is the name referred to any man exhibiting any form of panzy-ness or woman-like qualities. In other words, a man acting as if he possesses a vagina.

Boy: Ugh I don't understand why she isn't calling me? What am I doing wrong!?
Boy's friend: ...Says Justina

Boy: The world hates me today, I'm going to order like 5 Big Macs.
Boy's Friend: ...says Justina, would you like a tampon with those?

Says Justina by FloridaUC April 30, 2011

says the moose 

a reference to a Harry Potter fan-fiction(word credit to "alwaysbutneverright"). It was used when Lucius/Draco Malfoy wanted to tell the girls they loved how they felt but were too scared.
I love/like you.

Crush: "Well, I gotta go now, bye."
You: "OK, says the moose, see ya later."

says the moose by HeyThereBrownEyes April 11, 2012

says boy 

it's mean: a person say something.....

Example: Says boy, let's not talk too much (a sentence in the song Shape of you).

You can understand this example as a girl say to her boyfriend, he should'n talk too much

says boy by Sun Dragon February 22, 2017

saysa 

An amazing friend that is always there, and sad to let you go

Me "I hope you'll always be there"
Friend" ofc I'll be a saysa"

saysa by Sammie😻😻 January 6, 2018

Says the cow 

When a cow talks

I just did a backflip says the cow

Says the cow by Saysthedog May 3, 2018

saysouthinh 

A retarded midget who doesn't speak but makes sound this particular species attracts giraffes

"Ay yo Tyrone Saysouthinh how is it goin?"-Regular Person

"DERBURGHERRNUMERR"

saysouthinh by BigDikNiqqa May 28, 2020

Saysomitable 

To alter emotions from the past
Such as guilt,pain etc when your least expecting it

I was just very saysomitable

Saysomitable by AnonymouslyX December 1, 2020