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Monkey Salad

When you shuv a banana up you ass and clinch your ass cheeks together and someone eats it.
guy: Hey baby wanna eat some monkey salad
girl: Oh hell yea nigga im black
by jackisreal March 11, 2011
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salad tossed

being owned in some way. Can be used very often in video games
(after a superior head shot) FUCK YEA! SALAD TOSSED!

You boys ready to toss their salads?
by TDBank October 2, 2009
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Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is the main character of a weird cartoon series on YouTube called Salad Fingers. Many have benefited from his wise words such as -"I like rusty spoons, I like to touch them. The feeling of rust against my Salad fingers is almost ORGASMIC".

People may also be referred to as 'Salad Fingers' if they get an orgasm from stroking rusty spoons.
Person 1:"oh my god, there’s a person getting an orgasm from stroking a rusty spoon in there."

Person 2"Yeah she’s my Salad Fingers Girlfriend.
Person 1: "Whoaa!!! She is HOT - I want a Salad finger girlfriend!!"
by urbanrustyspoonlover October 14, 2011
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Jak Salad

When a pimp and his bitch are together at the dinner table and the the pimp puts his meat stick in her salad hand makes his own "ranch dressing". Thus after this is performed she then eats it.
All of my bitches be getting a Jak Salad tonight.
by Frankly Dontgivadamn September 20, 2011
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suddenly salad

while engaging the the act known as tossing salad......SUDDENLY....the one you are "tossing" farts...or worse!
girl...that nasty m.f gave me a suddenly salad while i was tossing him up.....ewwww!!!that's nasty
by church hill bruh December 30, 2003
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Toss Salad

When a homosexual man engages in the act of licking the asshole of another man.
by King Chilie September 28, 2015
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ceasar salad

is when you go down on a girl not knowing that she squirts and she orgasms squirts all over your face and you vomit in her vagina...
dude I totally created a ceasar salad last night!
by shane's February 4, 2008
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