A sex position in which the lady is standing above the man with her legs open while the man thrusts upwards. The man then keep thrusting upwards until he ejaculates all over the place. Afterwords they both must hive five and say, "For Allah."
Guy 1: "Me and the missus were feeling very cultured last night"
Guy 2: "Why's that?"
Guy 1: "We did the Afghan Oil Pump"
Guy 2: "Ah, A man of culture"
Guy 2: "Why's that?"
Guy 1: "We did the Afghan Oil Pump"
Guy 2: "Ah, A man of culture"
by Mr.Sass May 19, 2020
Get the The Afghan Oil Pumpmug. To achieve a point of intoxication that if one were to consume another beverage, one would likely get alcohol poisoning and need to have his/her stomach pumped.
Being "one from the pump" can be characterized by blackouts, shitting one's undergarments, contracting an STD, and numerous bruises.
Being "one from the pump" can be characterized by blackouts, shitting one's undergarments, contracting an STD, and numerous bruises.
Rob:"Remember when you had a bath with Becky last night?"
Kev: "WTF! Becky is my cousin. You ain't serious?"
Rob: "Yeah man...you were like one from the pump."
Kev: "WTF! Becky is my cousin. You ain't serious?"
Rob: "Yeah man...you were like one from the pump."
by scoop88 December 6, 2009
Get the One from the pumpmug. Following the Mahatma Gandhi memorial lecture on Thursday evening, Jane had ingested fifteen White Castle chesseburgers and a chocolate shake, so the first thing she did Friday morning was pump a chunky into the mote.
by Will B. September 12, 2005
Get the pump a chunky into the motemug. by anonymousfmuserc1 August 21, 2016
Get the two pump trumpmug. When a dude sticks his long, hard, throbing cock in a womans ass then pulls out and pee's in her mouth.
by CoolBreeze420 October 19, 2008
Get the Dirty Ass Pumpmug. by AJAW August 17, 2004
Get the pumped full of plasticmug. by Flying boys in the joke November 21, 2018
Get the Pumped up kicksmug.