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The Afghan Oil Pump

A sex position in which the lady is standing above the man with her legs open while the man thrusts upwards. The man then keep thrusting upwards until he ejaculates all over the place. Afterwords they both must hive five and say, "For Allah."
Guy 1: "Me and the missus were feeling very cultured last night"
Guy 2: "Why's that?"
Guy 1: "We did the Afghan Oil Pump"
Guy 2: "Ah, A man of culture"
by Mr.Sass May 19, 2020
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One from the pump

To achieve a point of intoxication that if one were to consume another beverage, one would likely get alcohol poisoning and need to have his/her stomach pumped.

Being "one from the pump" can be characterized by blackouts, shitting one's undergarments, contracting an STD, and numerous bruises.
Rob:"Remember when you had a bath with Becky last night?"
Kev: "WTF! Becky is my cousin. You ain't serious?"
Rob: "Yeah man...you were like one from the pump."
by scoop88 December 6, 2009
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pump a chunky into the mote

To relieve one's bowels.
Following the Mahatma Gandhi memorial lecture on Thursday evening, Jane had ingested fifteen White Castle chesseburgers and a chocolate shake, so the first thing she did Friday morning was pump a chunky into the mote.
by Will B. September 12, 2005
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two pump trump

A two pump trump is when a guy fucks a female and comes after two pumps
Oh girl don't ever tango with josh he's a such a two pump trump one-two - come
by anonymousfmuserc1 August 21, 2016
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Dirty Ass Pump

When a dude sticks his long, hard, throbing cock in a womans ass then pulls out and pee's in her mouth.
Hey man, what did you do last night?

I gave this chick a dirty ass pump; it was awesome.
by CoolBreeze420 October 19, 2008
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pumped full of plastic

Having had so many plastic surgeries that it's blatantly obvious.
by AJAW August 17, 2004
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Pumped up kicks

Dude there’s a pumped up kicks happening in that school
by Flying boys in the joke November 21, 2018
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