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pre sesh poo

A poo taken a couple of hours before a sesh to 'clense' your body
Yeah mate, just taking my pre sesh poo and il be on my way
by Tadiarrrrrrrr January 25, 2017
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pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014
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pre

A type of slang prefix originating from the W/L community from streamers like Kai Cenat, YourRage, etc.

It is used to humorously predict certain events before they happen.
*streamer is about to fall off their chair*

chat: "PRE FALL"
by W/L anon March 8, 2024
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pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
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pre-soulmate

Someone who is your bestfriend and knows you better than anyone else but is not in a relationship with you.
(If you got a crush on her/him make your move take the risk)
Alejandra oh she’s my pre-soulmate
by whytry89 September 23, 2019
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Pre-Bloated

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
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pre-tiktok

a song that hasn't yet gone viral through tiktok. It can be a song that hasn't blown up or not yet discovered by a lot of people
'i found this song pre-tiktok'
by sky.wilsonx @me ig January 11, 2021
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