cunt potatoe

A darkly colored fat and scratchy VAGINA!!!!

homer simpsons lips and surrounding beard.

"Damn, that bitch is such a cunt potatoe!"

"Damn bitch! yo pussy look like a mutha fuckin potatoe!"

by Ashkatekim April 4, 2009

Mexican Potato

When a woman places her anus above a mans mouth and deficates inside of it.

My buddy said that he loves it when his girlfriend feeds him a Mexican potato.

by SSG 61 July 25, 2012

potato famine

The most influential rock act the world has ever seen. Hailing from sunny Terrigal on the N.S.W Central Coast. The band has played with artists and bands that include Foo Fighters, Bob Dylan, U2, Led Zeppelin just to name a few. The band consists of Bowza (the lead guitarist, lead vocals, song writer, front man and inspiration for the band). The Surge (bass). Bowza the 2nd (drums) and Tweek (rythymn guitar)

"Hey, i saw that band potato famine and you were right, they are the best band of all time and that singers body is to die for".

by bowza September 27, 2006

Mashed Potato

people who sit on the couch for more then 4 consecutive hours while they fail out of school, mold over dishes, and play farmville.

My roommate is such a mashed potato that her computer charger burnt out from 16 straight hours of gilmore girls.

by squirrellswin December 13, 2009

connecticut potatoes

The rocks that are about a foot under the ground and make it wicked impossible to dig.

Can’t dig up a new garden because of all these damn Connecticut potatoes.

by Connecticunt May 7, 2018

Horny Potatoes

Just a random thing to say to your unsuspecting friend

You: Horny Potatoes
Me, aka your friend: wtf how high are you right now?

by FrogCat March 22, 2020

Mashed Potatoes

your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed :0

explanation: chewing potatoes mashes them ;)

To me, you are a mashed potato (mashed potatoes).

by allyson and ashley and audrey December 1, 2020