Pineapple

To impose an exaggerated affection of an item or an action upon somebody subtly, so much so, that becomes inherent part of their identity.

H: Do you like pineapples?
L: Sure
H: I had no idea they were your favourite fruit. Pineapples will always remind me of you..
L: Urgh, don’t pineapple me like that.

by PharmaH September 21, 2025

Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Sexual position where a man lays on his back with an erection, then two midgets, any gender, straddle together over the man. They make out, pour caramel sauce over there heads, while the bottom thrusts his hips up to orgasm between the two midgets.

I tried a Pineapple Upside-Down Cake last night. It was fun, but I needed new sheets, and the midgets used all the hot water…

by CheshirePanda January 11, 2024

peas and pineapples

Dick and balls

The girls want better insulations so the teachers don’t hear them talk about peas and pineapples.

by VirginBoiii2010 September 20, 2022