public execution jerk

When one is to begin whacking it and join a zoom meeting with your camera set to automatically be on. Try to finish before you join.

Just failed the public execution jerk jimmie.

by victorcharlieinthefield January 27, 2021

jerking off the wall

The act of painting a wall white

Devin was jerking off the wall all day to change it's color

by Southslice October 07, 2013

jersey jerk off

Jerking off in a girls ear.

She can't hear to well cause Joey just gave her a Jersey Jerk off.

by Jason8673 December 02, 2015

slow jerk

(n): One who is mentally handicapped or otherwise impaired, and also possesses little empathy towards his or her fellow human being.

Also called a "mean retard" by other jerks who are not as slow and naturally feel superior because of it.

"That Tourette's Guy on YouTube is such a slow jerk."

by D Mo Drummer January 30, 2009

gabrielino circle-jerk

a speech competition where those doucheGABs take first and even close out in all the events

"Spring Varsity was a fucking gabrielino circle-jerk, again"

by P.J. O'Rourke April 13, 2008

jerking off butterfly's

Being completely and absolutely useless when a group of people are trying to accomplice a task.

Guy 1: (nailing down boards on a new deck)

Guy 2: (siting there watching)

Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing, stop jerking off butterfly's and come help me with this board.

by bbenoit November 04, 2010

twork n jerk

one who jacksoff after they smoke meth. "Twork" comes from the way you turn the pipe side to side when you smoke meth. "Jerk" comes from jacking off. Meth makes you horny, SOMEONE WHO JACKSOFF ALOT WELL THERE HIGH on meth.

Why do you always smoke by yourself? you like to twork n jerk

by S.22nd Street October 20, 2006