pubic-mustache

When swallowing a dick deep enough that your nose is pressed against the pubic hairs of the cock, as if the guys pubes where your mustache.

Riley is an expert at having a pubic-mustache, she goes in deep!

by riley.lovecocks January 11, 2021

National Mustache Day

National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.

Another boring day. "What do you mean Max its national mustache day get up and get ready!

by cerealbeforemilk1234 April 21, 2021

Mommy must murder

A Friday night funkin character THAT IS SO FUCKING HOT EVEN IF SHE IS A FUCKING DEMON. Her songs are easy to be honest like MILF and Satin Panties.

Kid 1: Hey did you play fnf week 4
Kid 2: yeah why?
Kid 1: mommy must murder is so fucking hot
Kid 2: ok

by Xopkm April 23, 2021

Bacon mustache

When a guy covers his cock in bacon grease, then slaps his cock across a partners upper lip.

My upper lip is breaking out because my boyfriend gave me a bacon mustache last night.

by Kissthis69 May 26, 2021

Zizoo Mustafa

A famous egyptian militant, professional propagandist, leader of the DRAGON'S_FIRE / Placid Fury war. Zizoo is know for his extreme ways of humiliations, to show his superiority against the enemy. He is known expecially for all his famous quotes like 'Placid fury is where players grow, Dragons fire is where players win'

Me : do you know zizoo mustafa?
Zaid : hell yeah, he is a legend

by Jay Almighty J June 4, 2021

Zizoo Mustafa

A very well known egyptian propagandist, known mainly for his famous quotes used in the DRAGON'S_FIRE / Placid fury war.

some of his famous quotes are

'placid fury is where players grow, dragons fire is where players win'
or 'why play in a team that always lose and get told by a pufferfish when you can join a team that always win and get told by a gorgeous woman'

me : hey do you know zizoo mustafa?
zaid : hell yeah, zizoo is a legend (roblox dance)

by Jay Almighty J June 4, 2021

Galaxy Mustache

Well an awesome, epic guy (very straight)

NYX's side chick

Guy: oh look why is that guy so cool?

Guy2: That's probably Galaxy Mustache

Guy: yes makes sense epic human

by Hi I'm beef November 5, 2021