March 9th

The baddest bitches were born on this day. Also most-likely to have a knife Knick

“Hey whens your birthday?”
“ March 9th”
“Oh so you have a knife Knick.”

by 638992/$*7);#/(# October 2, 2021

No Milk March

The national day where dads who left their family celebrate leaving hoes,whores etc. and enjoy that proud day

Guy 1:Hey man how about a beer for no milk March

Guy 2:Thanks for the offer it’s a good time to remind myself not to go for whores.

by 20mm Hispano Mkll Cannon October 17, 2020

March 3

International throw your boyfriend

Henry come here so I can throw you.
What, why?
It’s March 3 international throw your boyfriend day.

by Honk2.0 March 2, 2020

March 9th

The day the hottest, coolest, funniest, most creative, and most talented mf was born

Yo its March 9th, the day my bestie was born!

Oh shit the love of my life is born on March 9th thats crazy 🥵

by zoeedoten November 23, 2021

March 1st

March 1st is National Ask Out your crush day.Dont be scared to go up to your crush and ask him/her out

People born on March 1st are so incredible and nice these people are especially sweet and true friends

by jj0101🏳️‍🌈🥰 February 28, 2020

March 13

A day where I’m so CONFUSED BECAUSE OF THIS DANG TIME CHANGE!!!! AHH!!!!!!
But is a wonder lovely day to be yourself and SCREAM!!

I hate march 13 because if this dang time change

by hesayhedontwantmebackhebelyin March 13, 2022

March 24th

National Send a Booty or Titty Pick Day
Send your friend or partner a hot pic, it's a no balls situation.

"Hey Judy! Ya know what day it is?"
"No Josh what day is it?
"March 24th!"
"Ah shi, lemme send you the pic."

by LittleLionMan05 March 24, 2022