Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.

"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis

by The Taint Tickler 69420 May 10, 2021

Swamp Logging

the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.

After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.

by ross_perot September 13, 2010

Pocono log flume

When you piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after: much like log flume.

Your mom was begging for that pocono log flume last night after I took her to Golden Corral.

by N.anno January 30, 2016

pocono log flume

A sexual fetish originated in the Pocono Mountains Pennsylvania where you take a piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after. (Same fashion as log down a river i.e. Log Flume)

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Dude after I took your mom to the Golden Corral she begged me for that Pocono Log Flume.

by N.anno February 11, 2016

Forehead Log Plant

The planting of a log of shit on another's forehead.

Josue's great Forehead Log Plant on David left a brown stain that almost got in his hair.

by Levi Addalon March 13, 2023

logging data

Taking your log (your penis) and shoving it into some data (a girls vagina). Slang amongst computer nerds.

Ronald: "What were you doing last night"
Hamburgaler: "I was logging data"
Ronald: "Oh awsome!"

by Computer John February 05, 2012

log squeeze

To extract poop from one’s anus, with force

I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.

by VanillaThunder96 May 13, 2023