A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.
"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"
"Dude no way! You to!"
"Dude no way! You to!"
by IWANTTOBELIVE January 8, 2010
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The land of the Chill refers to both the chilly climate we have in Canada and the generally laid-back and non-warlike attitudes of its' peoples.
The land of the Chill refers to both the chilly climate we have in Canada and the generally laid-back and non-warlike attitudes of its' peoples.
In reference to almost any hockey game against another country, ¨We kicked your asses from the Land of the Chill¨
When responding to any english-speaking inquiry as to where one is from ¨The Land of the Chill¨is an acceptable answer for a Canadian abroad.
When responding to any english-speaking inquiry as to where one is from ¨The Land of the Chill¨is an acceptable answer for a Canadian abroad.
by li_the_cheetah November 26, 2009
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2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.
2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.
"Dude look at the Giant Land Tortoise over there"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"
Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"
Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"
by TheUrbanNinja January 1, 2011
Get the Giant Land Tortoise mug.The North of England is The Wonder Land. Named this due to being better than the more southern regions of England, specifically the South East which is particularly rife with dictators and generally unfriendly people.
by A man who mustn't be named January 23, 2011
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When the gasses left from crop dusting catch up to you as you sit down. This has the unfortunate effect of giving away the normally anonymous act of crop dusting, as well as assaulting you with your own chemical warfare.
I was crop dusting all the way back from the bathroom, but had a bumpy landing when I returned to the table.
by iamgigglz May 4, 2011
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The Land of Aquarius talks about a mixture of quantum science and ancient knowledge. The laws of Quantum physics and ancient knowledge tell us that the world is actually an illusion. Since it is an illusion, we can create any reality we wish to see just by changing our thoughts about it.
by ConcernedCitizenoftheGalaxy May 6, 2011
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