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Kitty Swing

Verb
To smoke marijuana

Kitty, or Kitties, are slang for the actual item smoked, marijuana, and the swing is the device used to smoke it.

"Riding the kitty swing", is the act of being or getting high.

to "Adopt some kittys", is the act of buying or obtaining marijuana.
Hey man, do you wanna go ride the kitty swing?
Fa show.

Yo I'm adopting some kittys right now, do you have a swing we could put them on later?
Yea man, it's brand new let's see how it rides.

Yo what's up with ben?
He's riding the kitty swing right now.
by R Munny January 14, 2010
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Kitty Thump

The act of starting the sexual act of "doggy-style" proceeded by knocking both hands out from underneath the girl forcing her to drop her head in the sheets/pillow/cement; forcing her to arch her back much like a kitten. The "thump" is derived from the sexual act of a donkey punch. A donkey punch involves knocking the female unconscious by hitting the back of her head forcing her butthole to tighten. Urban legend says after many generations, the "punch" became a "thump."
Kyle kitty-thumped the shit out of Reagan last night.

Austen was being a douche so we kitty thumped his ass.

That girl is so hot but is a bitch...let's kitty thump her.

Kitty thump...hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiey
by Steve Landis October 4, 2011
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Kite flyer

Someone who changes their views on a subject based on popular cultural opinion.
“Dude you’re a kite flyer, you just changed your mind. You were just with me on that. Now you’ve flipped because he said.
by JRE Dave 13 January 14, 2022
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Dirty Kitty

The act of going from ass to vagina or removing one's penis from the asshole and placing it directly into the vagina without cleaning it first. Akin to ATM or "ass to mouth", the dirty kitty should be referred to as ATV.
My girlfriend was busting my balls one night so I decided to give her a Dirty Kitty. Yeah, I went full ATV on that bitch.

If you keep messing with me i'm going to ATV your wife next time I fuck her. Yeah, im going to Dirty Kitty that filthy slut, she deserves it.
by Chiroo January 20, 2009
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Hello Kitty

A cartoon cat made by the Japanese company Sanrio. She is not satanic, she is not trying to take over the world. She is just a cute little cartoon cat.
by weirdo44 October 18, 2008
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Kith and Kin

Your friends and family, respectively. The phrase dated back to the 1300 and originally meant "fellow country men" and "family members". It gradually has taken on a different meaning which we know today.

It is not a phrase that most people use nowadays, expect for Asatruar, as Kith and Kin is imporant in Asatru.
The mead horn is again passed, as praise, stories, and boasts are exchanged. Those assembled forge bonds of kith and kin with each other, deepening friendships and family relations with this holy sharing.
by OneBadAsp November 2, 2006
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cliche kitty

A cute little kitten running through a field of dandelions. Is sometimes seen being chased by a pair of Domo-kuns.
Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten.
by Haikala Hae June 4, 2004
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