Jaaaaaaaaames Baa-aaaaaxter is a mythical beach ball riding horse that can only say his own name. He is loved by all but his only love is the seaside. He is allergic to Karen's, and middle management. His occupation is unknown but he likes drugs.
He has been known to ride his beach ball between Beatles themed pubs.
He has been known to ride his beach ball between Beatles themed pubs.
Abbie: Oh my God - is that James Baxter?
Sara: No, it's just a horse - he's obviously not riding a beach ball.
James Baxter: Jaaaaaaames Baa-aaaaaxter
Sara: No, it's just a horse - he's obviously not riding a beach ball.
James Baxter: Jaaaaaaames Baa-aaaaaxter
by FinnplusJake November 23, 2018
Get the James Baxter mug.A bloody nightmare some are nice will most are horrible , they say mean things and are mostly just not nice.!
Aren't you a James C
by AbramLickmyNoodles November 11, 2018
Get the James C mug.Stop being a Polly James and let me go out on Saturday, mum!!
OMG. Leave me alone. I'm just having fun. Why can't you leave me to it?!
OMG. Leave me alone. I'm just having fun. Why can't you leave me to it?!
by cardiff_gal January 23, 2019
Get the Polly James mug.by Small pecker July 7, 2019
Get the ty james mug.You may confuse him as being an elf or a very annoying person but trust me you won't. He is very funny, and a midget.
by Matthew Pennington November 26, 2019
Get the James Perro mug.G - hey whats that hanging out over there?
Roxanne - oh never mind that its a james croft
G- it looks like gonzo's nose
Roxanne- no that just his penis... all blue and crooked
Roxanne - oh never mind that its a james croft
G- it looks like gonzo's nose
Roxanne- no that just his penis... all blue and crooked
by G_meister November 27, 2019
Get the james croft mug.