Ethan's Law

When you don't want your friends to "sound retarded" due to improper pronunciation of ANY word and on top of that ridicule them for saying it wrong, you are enforcing Ethan's Law.

Daniel: Hey, Ethan, do you know what the word "colossol" means?
Ethan: It's not "colossol" DUMBASS, it's "colossal" fucking idiot.
Ethan's Law

by Benbuki March 2, 2021

Incest-in-law

To fuck one's brother-in law or sister-in-law.

Ed: "Wait, Jack fucked his wife Jill's sister?"
Eddie: "Yeah he just committed incest-in-law."

by The Elias June 2, 2016

Louie's Law

When something goes right, and three other things go wrong

I found twenty bucks in the road, then got hit by a car, driven by the guy my girlfriend cheated on me with, while she was blowing him. I blame Louie's Law

by T-man from D town November 7, 2010

Hotshit's Law

When everything in your life goes exactly the way you gave previous thought too. You identify whether it's positive or negative. Always something positive evolves from that which was negative and gives you peace of thought utter joy and happiness.

I just got laid! Leave it up to Hotshit's Law.

by Hotshit ow ow June 23, 2008

Alex's Law

On September 23, 1994 Texas, A new law was created in fear of a newborn child named "Alexandria G." Law states, "At no time from this point, may Alexandria ever travel into a mall, amusement park, water park, miniature golf course, or movie theater. If accompanied by a parent or adult, the other party including the previously named is held accountable for their actions in the stated locations."
(TRS 335:12.08)

Although now a fugitive, Alexandria and her cohorts travel to malls and other public areas causing all sorts of noise and disturbance including but not limited to: Giggling, spitting, loud burps, uncontrollable laughter, pointing at people and laughing, and checking out cute guys.

In recent years, the law has been amended in the state of Texas, now this includes all teenage and tweenage females in a mall. Amendment a states: "No group of girls under the age of 18 may gather together in a mall, park, or area where they may cause public disturbance. Fewer than 5 is considered a group and no more than 2 together would be acceptable."

Any violation of this law in the state of Texas is you do not, pass go, you do not get 200$, you go straight to jail until you roll doubles or bribe the warden with fitty dollas...

*Giggle giggle giggle* You're under arrest in violation of Alex's Law.

Fugitives include:

All females in texas that talk and yell way too loud in malls.

by ktownrider July 25, 2011

the law of vibration

This Law states that everything in the Universe moves, vibrates, and travels in circular patterns. The same principles of vibration in the physical world apply to our thoughts, feelings, desires, and wills in the Etheric world. Each sound, thing, and even thought has its own vibrational frequency, unique unto itself.

The law of vibration is one of the universal laws!

by ytho February 21, 2017

The Law of Identity

The Identity Principle states that a=a

The Origin of the Identity Principle lies in the facticity of Being, which is permeated by existentiality (negativity). Only Being can be self-identical.

The facticity of the Law of Identity makes it a tauto-logy.

by endomorphosis January 9, 2021