friend the sheep

Wilbur soot’s best friend

Wilbur: Look it’s friend the sheep!
Friend: baa

by Bumaine May 21, 2021

Tactical friending

When you have no mutual friends with your crush on Facebook, so you friend people so you don't look weird when you add them.

Zaki: Who's that buff girl over there?

Tahmid: idk but I think her name's Hannah

Zaki: Never seen her before, I might have to start doing some tactical friending

mutual friend cyber stalking insta bae

by Terrshamidul December 16, 2015

Friend of Elton's

A metaphor for Homosexual. Also known as Gay or queer. Normally refers to man.

He definetly a Friend of Elton's

by FrankieDara September 29, 2008

Friend Counting

when one notices a -1 on the number of facebook friends due to someone deactivating or blocking; typical behaviors of one trying excessively to retain a nonexistent popularity.

Dave- So I notice you deactivated your facebook the other day.

Gray- Yeah, I thought that it was too distracting. Wait, how did you–

Dave- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?

Yes, Dave was friend counting.

by pooshine December 29, 2009

Friend Chameleon

One who develops interests simply to have something in common with someone they want to become friends with.

Max is such a friend chameleon, he used to hate county music!

by Ssaamm2233 April 16, 2015

Organic Friending

1. The act of getting off your lazy duff and away from your life sucking computer to actually meet some people in the REAL WORLD! (You know, like when there were no computers, Internet or smart phones) ;->

Txt Message 1. Hey Rod, let's go out and do some organic friending tonight at the night club instead of sitting here all night pushing buttons staring at a screen.

Txt Message 2. Ok Billy Bob...Let's Do It!

by A Real Organic Friend December 12, 2010

Backup friend

A friend who you use as a backup whenever your friends aren't around

"Shes only using her as a backup friend, so fake!!"

by Yelvet September 25, 2020