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House of smiles

The house of smiles is the sexual health clinic, where one goes to get rid of his chlamids that his cheating bitch of an exgirlfriend gave him.

Normal people dont go to the house of smiles its always that grimey girl who you knows going to be 16 with 10 black babies in a council estate.
"FUCKING CHLAMYDIA? now im going to have to go to the house of smiles, again!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

"i seen your lass down the house of smiles last wednesday, what i didnt go for a check up i was walking past"

"have you give me anything it burns when i piss?"
by DJLMMYERS June 15, 2010
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in-house entertainer

Someone who prefers home entertainment more than doing the trouble of going outside to crowded events or noisy places for enjoyment.
Sally: "So how was your date with John? I heard you were going to watch the football game Friday night."

Mia: "Ah, we actually decided to stay at his place... John is more of a in-house entertainer."

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Jack: "Hey Pete, we're going to the theme park on Saturday, wanna join us?"

Pete: "No thanks"

Jack: "Oh come on, don't tell me your one of those in-house entertainers..."

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by ZenoDiac June 2, 2010
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house rave

What I throw!! If you got a fog machine, strobe lights, wrist bands, and BOOZE; you got yourself a mothafuckin house rave!
Spencer: Man, I'm throwin a house rave 2 weeks from now

Pete: HOLY SHIT! I'M BLACK!!!
by Splacner November 10, 2006
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pick-house

In football, intercepting a pass and running it back for a touchdown.
Dude 1: Man, I missed the end of the Bears game what happened?

Dude 2: ARE YOU SERIOUS? Tillman pick-housed Garcia in overtime for the W.
by Eleven58 December 24, 2007
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out of the house

"that's out of the house funny"
"that's was just out of the house gay"
"see that girl over there she is just out of the house sexy"
by crackakid1212 October 21, 2008
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House Beer

you get first priority over any beer you purchased and that while standing in line for the keg, you can skip all of the other assholes who waited 15 minutes for what is typically a warm, foamy natural light.
"i got house beer assholes, keep waiting"
"gawd, house beer taste so much better than the other beer"
by colormeurban November 10, 2007
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House In Virginia

polite dinner table way of saying somebody has HIV/AIDS.
"Hey Shannon,did ya hear Max has a house in virginia?"
"No way...thats too bad, remind me to keep my distance from him."
by hotsexbaby May 15, 2005
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