The house of smiles is the sexual health clinic, where one goes to get rid of his chlamids that his cheating bitch of an exgirlfriend gave him.
Normal people dont go to the house of smiles its always that grimey girl who you knows going to be 16 with 10 black babies in a council estate.
Normal people dont go to the house of smiles its always that grimey girl who you knows going to be 16 with 10 black babies in a council estate.
"FUCKING CHLAMYDIA? now im going to have to go to the house of smiles, again!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!"
"i seen your lass down the house of smiles last wednesday, what i didnt go for a check up i was walking past"
"have you give me anything it burns when i piss?"
"i seen your lass down the house of smiles last wednesday, what i didnt go for a check up i was walking past"
"have you give me anything it burns when i piss?"
by DJLMMYERS June 15, 2010
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Sally: "So how was your date with John? I heard you were going to watch the football game Friday night."
Mia: "Ah, we actually decided to stay at his place... John is more of a in-house entertainer."
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Jack: "Hey Pete, we're going to the theme park on Saturday, wanna join us?"
Pete: "No thanks"
Jack: "Oh come on, don't tell me your one of those in-house entertainers..."
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Mia: "Ah, we actually decided to stay at his place... John is more of a in-house entertainer."
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Jack: "Hey Pete, we're going to the theme park on Saturday, wanna join us?"
Pete: "No thanks"
Jack: "Oh come on, don't tell me your one of those in-house entertainers..."
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