festive season

Festy. Anything that is totally gross, or very unpleasent to view or smell.

Guy 1 "Check out that fatty!"
Guy 2 "That shit is festive season"

by MiddleFingers January 19, 2007

Banana Pants Season

Begins on December 4th where its time to put on your best banana themed clothes in hopes of curing your loneliness

Bro are you excited for banana pants season? We can finally go commando with out bananas hanging low.

by D@veW@ll@ce December 1, 2022

Bailing Season

When a person/group of people decide that it is definitely time to bail out of a situation. Bailing Season originated at a theme park in England when a queue for a ride was far too long to wait for. The group mutually agreed that it was certainly time to bail, and the time that it had taken, from exiting the queue to being officially 'bailed' is known as Bailing Season. Bailing Season can last from 5 minutes to 5 hours depending on the situation.

Kid 1: This queue is not worth the utter grief.
Kid 2: What you saying'?
Kid 1: Bailing Season!

Followed by quick repeating of the words... 'bail bail bail bail, duck like bird duck like bird'.

by ThomasGAlexander July 29, 2012

seasoned guts

A person having seasoned guts is a term assigned to a woman that likes to have a guy ejaculating inside of her pussy; this is without the use of a condom. The seasoning she refers to is the man juice (cum) being excreted from his penis ☺.

Seasoned Guts:

He fills up her insides and at the end he seasoned her guts. She was so happy, tired and pleased that she went to sleep.

by Ce'i August 2, 2014

Glu-glu season

Same as wet-season but with the term glu-glu behind. This previous term is a reference to the sound of drinking water. Commonly used in some high schools of Spain.

I'm in a glu-glu season, mate.
I heard Matt is in glu-glu season, yeez!

by glugluSpanishSpeaker December 1, 2019

porch couch season

When White Trash spends all summer sitting on there porch couch drinking Cheap Beer, judging there neighbors, and usually leads into domestic violence.

It must be porch couch season Cause Jim & Buella are pissing off the neighborhood again.

by Ernchuck May 30, 2018

Winter Season

A Time period where the most cocaine is sold

“I’m going to make a killing in these areas once winter season starts”

by SuperBaseAce1234 July 8, 2021