Putting everything in there... I mean everything.
A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.
A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.
Hey do you want to sit next to me?
Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.
Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.
by nycollegeboy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's history is a sexual act involving two partners. The first partner bends over a table, and makes moose antlers with his hands. The other partner, equipped with a power drill, threads a squash onto the spinning head, and using maple syrup as lubrication, inserts it into the ass of the so-called "moose." After the anal stimulation, the "moose" defecates onto the face of the driller. The driller uses the feces to paint his face, and places two fecal matters above his ears to imitate a Kodiak Bear. When this is complete, the "moose" and the "kodiak" perform full pen. sex, using more maple syrup as lubrication, and when finished, clean off using the Canadian flag.
by Irish439 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. History is the interpretation of all events from the past that lead up to the theoretical foundations and social consequences of the present day.
by Salsinats February 1, 2022
Get the Historymug. Recently the comedian known as stephen colbert was in vancouver checking out the olympics when he was eaten by the mighty canadian grizzly bear!
by egokills February 17, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. That process of being in the front row to the greatest show on earth. After they stopped using maple syrup as lube and quit shoving antlers in their beavers, they noticed the ballers below them in the United States, and have been watching ever since.
Damn, Canada's History used to be so hot and sticky, but at least our igloos aren't melting anymore.
by ColbertNation2010 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by stephencolbert2345 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. to have sex with a moose while covered with maple syrup and gravy while neil young plays in the backround. and the beaver watches
by Dillsnufus February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.