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clearing our history

1. The action of clearing your browser cache, cookies, history, etc in order to not get into trouble, or to hide what you have searched

2. Bludging so hard that if someone sees what you have looked up, you're dead!
Person 1: "How was your lesson?"
Person 2: "A full on bludge! We were just clearing our history the whole time!"
by 11001101010101010101 March 15, 2017
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History

A lie with which all the experts in the field agree. Basically, the studying of the past events from the beginning of time, for which there are few concrete proofs, up to yesterday, for which everyone has much evidence. Since written evidence started spreading with the typing machine( invented by Johannes Gutenberg), there were more papers and written stuff to explore and confirm/disprove one's thesis of how an event occurred. However, as it is evident in today's world, manipulating information is a human characteristic, a flaw that has always been within us, people. Therefore, no one can confirm how and what really happened at any moment in all of the history that us humans can study. Conclusion-we can all agree with the all the events we study that they happened, but not really know ALL the background, causes, and consequences of events.
Peter: 'Hey, have you heard that Hitler was missing one ball?'
Steve: 'I have but to prove it, you either found Hitler's photo of his dick, perhaps in a history book, or your grandma told you she gave him a blowjob. Or do you have other firm proofs for your statement?'
Peter: *runs to ask his grandmother to tell him again that bedtime story
by uueebbll June 22, 2016
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clear my browser history

Clear my browser history means, as it sounds the act of clearing ones browser history usually with the motive of not wanting anyone to see what was on your computer e.x. porn.
Mom: honey can i use your computer
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.
by HentaiMaster9001 July 14, 2016
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history dump

Someone tells you a lot more than you ever wanted to know about their past (work, personal life, problems, etc). Too much info, too many details, not all of it is relevant or important to the present time.
When I asked about her work experience, I got a 20-minute, non-stop history dump.

If you ask about his ex-girlfriend, be ready for a history dump...he doesn't know when to stop.
by FlyingBrain August 14, 2012
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Experience of history

A unique way of describing photographs of a macro event.
That experience of history was caught on individual twitter feeds all over the city
by Richard_Cranium123456 December 16, 2011
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Date History

The mental "list" of all of the people somebody has dated.
"Should I go out with Kaley or do you think she's a slut?"

I dunno bro, shes got a long date history.
by laxer6 November 29, 2011
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Weeb history month

Weeb history month (October)
The best month of the year when all of the great weebs, Animesexuals, etc throughout history get the most recognition for their achievements. Weebs have richest history in the world, as they are the ones who brought Mathematics, Science, Language, Architecture, Cosmetics, Art, Spirituality, Folklore, and so many other things to the world. And as for weebs, we are the ones who built Japan, and not just through free labor via oppression. It's so important for people to learn about historical month
Weeb history month takes place on the month of October and is where we learn about how is weebs have been oppressed
by Xito October 8, 2023
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