National dont give a shit day

It’s a day where up you don’t have to give a shit about anything

Hey teacher today is national dont give a shit day so I don’t give shit about work

by National dont give a shit November 15, 2019

National give a boy a hug day

The day that girls give a boy a hug

Mary:Look I want to hug john over there

Emily: why today

Mary:because it's national give a boy a hug day

by Good eye might October 21, 2019

National Give A Girl A Hoodie Day

October 25th is National Give a Girl a Hoodie Day. Find a girl and give them your hoodie!

Guy: Its National Give A Girl A Hoodie Day!
Girl: My favorite holiday!

by LaxBro01 October 24, 2019

I don't give half a fuck

To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.

Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"

by Jumpingrat September 2, 2008

Give your girl a hoodie day

❤️🤩

give your girl a hoodie day!! Your boyfriend (or girlfriend) has to give you there hoodie❤️🥴

by the girl who will love you October 3, 2019

Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen

Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

by Jbanana March 7, 2017

national nobody gives a fuck day

april 28 is national nobody gives a fuck day, just do anything because nobody gives a fuck.

teacher- *passes out work*

laura- *does nothing
teacher- "why aren't your doing your work, laura?"
laura- "because it's national nobody gives a fuck day , and i don't give a fuck what you give me."
teacher- "okay me neither. i'm out bitches"

by your.mom9247297 April 12, 2019