peripheral dick

When using a urinal or urinating in some other public place with more than one person, you become painfully and unavoidably aware of the other party’s penis even though your eyes are directed forwards and upwards.

*walks out the club bathroom*

Man I just copped a lot of peripheral dick in there.

by Three people four suitcases January 22, 2018

Ox Dick

The impressively sized softie (flaccid penis) that one achieves after using opiates. In the locker room will make other males feel inadequate, and in the bedroom will make your girl excited and happy.

"After taking that handful of vics, I've got some serious ox dick. The things thicker than my wrist!"

by oxcox December 17, 2011

Dick Minich

Someone who is usually calm when sober, but after a few drink transforms into a total douche

After Joe threw back 7 or 8 captain and cokes he turned into a real Dick Minich

by Nicholi Minicholi May 23, 2010

Dick Pressers

When a man has the audacity to wear women's skinny jeans, he is wearing dick pressers.

"I saw this girl wearing skinny jeans but when she turned around i realized it was a dude with long hair wearing dick pressers."

"My brother stole his girlfriend's skinny jeans, and now they're dick pressers."

"I was going to borrow some of my brother's jeans, but i'll be damned if they weren't all dick pressers."

by Inmate # ZQ78674 March 5, 2013

Dry Dick

A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.

Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.

by IronMikey April 3, 2023

Dick Freak

A girls who is crazy about big hard cocks, usually will only date guys who are very big. whenever they are with a guy there is only one subject of conversation..... his dick. She will pull it out and play with it every chance she gets.

My girlfriend is only 15 but she is such a dick freak. She's constantly getting in my pants

by drbubba February 23, 2009

daffy dick

A black dickhead with a speech impediment who’s always blabbering and trying to brag to others about himself and his talents when he’s the weird asshole.
He tries to prove how talented he is, but others find him crazy and loony.

Daffy dick.

Bugs: What’s up dick.
Daffy: I’m gonna see if you can face the wrath of my house!
Bugs: Oh, ok, if you insist.
Daffy: You’re dickspicable.

by gregben May 22, 2019