Facebook Spree

When you go on facebook and visit tons of your friends' profiles and comment on a lot of things or "like" a lot of things. Usually involves a lot of creepin.

Man, I was so bored today that I went on a facebook spree and commented on all of Tim's, Lisa's and Johnny's wall posts. Now I'm gonna have 50 thousand notifications because of that!

by Bears n Basketball January 23, 2011

Facebook Flush

To delete people from your friend list.

I have 2156 "friends" but only actually talk to half of them. It must be time for a Facebook Flush.

by nrs1970 June 24, 2010

Facebook Jockey

A person who is all over someone's dick on facebook. Whether they're hating or just making worthless comments, they won't hop off.

Collin (photo comment) - Dude, you WOULD make this your profile pic. Put a shirt on man.

Sam - I was at the beach man stop being a facebook jockey. My dick's starting hurt just let go.

Jackson - word collin you've been facebook jocking niggas hard lately chill out

by thatreaddealnigga May 14, 2011

Facebook Uncle

everyone has that uncle who is complaining on Facebook that Obama is making people gay or that Mexican Immigrants are taking over the world

No he's my mom's brother, he is a stupid Facebook Uncle

by gayfawkes April 13, 2015

facebook mom

Usually named karen , susan , thelma , etc. posts redneck and minion memes

vania: my mom is such a facebook mom
me: yea, she’s posted 9 minion memes already today.

by ramennoodletampons February 22, 2020

Facebook Integrity

The idea that one shouldn't like a bar/restaurant/food/etc. before actually visiting or experiencing it.

“Geez, Steve, if you didn’t have so much Facebook Integrity you would have realized tonight is two dollar everythings at the bar!”

by The Real Alex Peters September 8, 2013

Facebook ambush

Lying in wait on Facebook chat until the object of your ambush appears in green, and then immediately sending them a message, commenting on something on their wall or tagging them in a post.

Flaming hot #1: Goddd I can never be on FB chat anymore, that creepshow Mitchell keeps chirping at me
Smokeshow Friend #1: That's the worst. Classic facebook ambush.

by Brubes July 13, 2011