Egg Salad

This occurs when two men have sex in the missionary position and subsequently one man's balls rest on the other's shaft, splitting the sac, one nut on each side.

Frenchman: "Dude let's you and me both go into the bathroom right now and make an Egg Salad"

2nd Frenchman: "Oui. hooooooooooooooooooo!"

by Erick Caceres September 18, 2008

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Googy Egg

The lump that you get after bumping your head.

I hit my head and got a googy egg

by Aussiepeanut November 13, 2010

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easter egg

feces wrapped in toilet paper or some other type of wrapping which is then thrown at an unsuspecting victim.

I easter egged matt while he was in the shower.

by randongulus August 22, 2011

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scrambled egg

sexual act wherein the man holds his ejaculate in his his foreskin after orgasm, then begins to urinate and releases it all at once on his partners face.

Last night I gave her a nice scrambled egg.

by instantbreakfast May 1, 2008

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A person or group of people that leave single eggs on people's doorsteps in the middle of the night. Usually a majority of teenagers in an area will receive eggs around the same time. The eggs have random, humorous messages on them. Rumor has it that the Egg Fairy/Fairies wear bunny ears and hop around the recipients' yards, but their identities remain a mystery to most.

Rob: Ew, I just stepped on something slimy and crunchy on your doorstep!
Jon: Looks I had a visit from the Egg Fairy last night.

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Sue: Hey, the Egg Fairy left you something outside!
Jane: (reading the egg) "Can't read my poker face, Love the Egg Fairy"
Sue: Well how about that...

by Nancy Nine-Eggs April 15, 2009

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