canadian dust bunny

a high end brand of Canadian merkins modeled after the pubes of alanis morrissette

i decided to go to quebec for my honeymoon, so i surprised my wife with a pink canadian dust bunny

by bassplayer2493 November 06, 2009

You're nothing but dust and ashes

It's true, you're not God.

Realist- You're nothing but dust and ashes
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!

by Johnny Pseudonym January 26, 2005

Another Joke Bites The Dust

For use in the event of a failed joke.
Someone attempts a joke, when they fail to get a laugh, wait for a few seconds for maximum impact, then deliver a completely deadpan "another joke bites the dust...". Hilarious.

Person 1: yeah, and that's what your mother said last night!!
*tense, expectant silence, not punctuated with laughter*
Person 2: Another joke bites the dust.

by geeksinlove November 09, 2008

dust bunny grimm

Evil little bastards. A cross between "dust bunny" and "gremlin." Characterized by overwhelming heat buildup in electronics, especially at critical time.

Grim ass little bunnies are killin my machine.

by jase December 03, 2003

Dust from the old files

To take a cumshot to the eyeball.
To have one ejaculate into a willing or unwilling persons eye.
The act of smizing, to be smized.

I just got dust from the old files into my eye!

by sodontworryaboutit February 24, 2010

You're nothing but dust and ashes

you're worthless.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

nut dust on a dogs balls

The dirt that a dog licks from his testicles just before drinking from the toilet.

Chris P. like the nut dust on a dogs balls.

by ill ventriloquist October 26, 2005