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Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.
Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months
by Jellogod May 7, 2025
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Pussy Hurt Disorder

when you have chronic pussy hurt. aka phd and pussy hurt syndrome
slow down, I got phd today.
phd?
pussy hurt disorder!
by idksomegirl May 21, 2025
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Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.
“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”
by Girldick May 23, 2025
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Mental Disorder

I don't have a mental disorder you want threatening your kids to be a mental disorder I am not depressed and I'm not a schizophrenic. I do not need you to tell me whether or not I have a mental illness anymore because the people around me are clearly doing what I suspected they were doing. I'm not letting you use what is happening to me to make whatever point you are trying to make and if you don't stop trying to stop me from using my own mind to make money and get myself out of a place that refuses to stop violating my rights, I will murder a kid. Let it go.
Hym "I don't have a mental disorder. You just want me to have to accept something I should not have to accept."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
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Explosive behavioral morbidity disorder (EBMD) is a behavioral disorder that is found in adults that are immature and persistently destructive to their own lives and the lives of others.

The symptoms of EBMD are characterized by deliberate, explosive, and aggressive behaviors such as yelling, verbal abuse, entitlement, and physical violence toward others

They also take no responsibility for their actions and have no remorse for their actions and are often called "adult babies" or "infantile adults" because they act like children.
He is acting like such a big baby that he has explosive behavioral morbidity disorder.
by Doctor WTF December 17, 2022
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