peripheral dick

When using a urinal or urinating in some other public place with more than one person, you become painfully and unavoidably aware of the other party’s penis even though your eyes are directed forwards and upwards.

*walks out the club bathroom*

Man I just copped a lot of peripheral dick in there.

by Three people four suitcases January 22, 2018

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Dick Pressers

When a man has the audacity to wear women's skinny jeans, he is wearing dick pressers.

"I saw this girl wearing skinny jeans but when she turned around i realized it was a dude with long hair wearing dick pressers."

"My brother stole his girlfriend's skinny jeans, and now they're dick pressers."

"I was going to borrow some of my brother's jeans, but i'll be damned if they weren't all dick pressers."

by Inmate # ZQ78674 March 5, 2013

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dick-ceps.

muscles of dick....

my "dick-ceps" are bigger than your biceps.
show your dick-ceps......

by serial-kisser October 1, 2011

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chomp dick

A dismissal as in go away, get lost, fuck off or fuck you.

You dont like me? Chomp Dick!

by Farsidefan February 13, 2009

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Massachusetts Dick

Legend has it in the B.C. era a meteor struck Springfield, Massachusetts resulting in a life changing experience for the citizens of Massachusettes forever. The meteor impacted the gravitational pull in the surrounding area, causing males to grow above average genitalia.

*In the showers at the gym*
Jack: "Hey Jim, are you from Massachusettes?"
Jim: "Yes I am. Did you notice my Massachusetts dick?"
Jack: "Why yes I did, I always take notice to such impressive genitalia."

by Moprah March 7, 2018

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