cunt day

Nickname for Tuesday.

When someone calls you a cunt, they sometimes say "see you next Tuesday". C U Next Tuesday. CUNT.

(also can be Thursday too.)

Person 1: What day is today?
Person 2: It's cunt day.

by baddboyy October 15, 2011

Voteflake cunt

Someone who tries to talk shit about people refusing to accept the 2020 election with out evidence when there bitch asses cried about Russian collusion and cried for four years about Trump wasn’t their President

The voteflake cunt is such a hypocrite. Hopefully old Joe passes another crime bill that puts their family back in jail.

by Cock Diesil December 24, 2020

muggy cunt

1) A gentleman who is trying to make you look a fool in front of your associates.

2) A reputedly nasty character of less than average intelligence.

Your not football supporters, your fucking muggy little cunts

I should fuckin' open you up you muggy cunt

by Johnny S December 19, 2005

Cunt Pumper

A cunt pumper is the one and only word to call your piece of man meat. You pump cunts with it

Dude, last night I destroyed her dick wallet with my cunt pumper

by BSkinn January 21, 2010

Cunt Diamond

The little piece of sunlight below a girls vagina when she's wearing lulu lemons and her legs are together. Approximately 2cm x 2cm of pure perfection.

(walking behind a girl at a mall only to see a nice cunt diamond) "Yo Alvin are you seeing what i am seeing" Al- " Ya T-bone that's one of the best cunt diamond's i have ever seen!"

by Ty " the beefhook" Taylor April 19, 2011

cunt crusader

Another name for the penis after realizing the act of liberating said vagina of any non-christian female.

Yo dude, you should have seen me last night; She experienced my cunt crusader.

by lmtz2000 May 17, 2016

cunt shunt

The female equivalent of the popular term cock block.
1. (n) Any person who interferes with a woman attempting to initiate intercourse, have sex, or get laid.

2. (v) An action that prevents a woman from so scoring.

1. Kimberly was about to seal the deal when her cunt shunt of a roommate reminded her about her appointment at Planned Parenthood.

2. Alex totally cunt shunted Andi when he burst in on her and her date about to get it on.

by IAmTheOne December 9, 2008