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Columbo Dimension

Named after "Columbo" the detective who was known to shock people with his great feats of deductive reasoning; the Columbo Dimension is a realm/state of being that a person's mind enters when they are too stunned, shocked or flabbergasted to speak.

This most often occurs when a person is confronted with evidence of their dishonesty, misdeeds or them just being plain old wrong about something but may also occur when someone is roasted too hard.

Perfectly exemplified by the "The Gloved-Hand Reveal | Columbo" clip (timestamp - 4:35) from the Columbo TV Show found on YouTube (The background music may also play in real life should the show of evidence/roast be powerful enough).
M:You can't prove that I pissed in the elevator! Surely it was a dog!
C: Shows elevator camera footage of M drunkenly pissing in the elevator.
M: *is too stunned to speak*

J: SENT HIS ASS TO THE COLUMBO DIMENSION!
by Yung Doink February 15, 2024
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Columbia, SC

A disgusting, shit hole if a city found in the middle of SC. If the state of SC had an asshole, it would be Columbia.
"Have you been to Columbia, SC?"

"Yeah, and I'd rather have a sweaty ball sack drug across my face than go back! "
by Big Block February 15, 2024
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Columbia

A hot and fit man, with a 12 inch cock that makes any man jealous and every woman wants him inside them
Columbia: I wish I was dating Columbia
by Loztincolumbussy December 3, 2023
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Columbus Coded

A man (likely white) that is excited to have intercourse with a virgin. AKA "Discovering new land"
Matt: "Aye my girl is a virgin. I ain't neva been with one before!"
Damian: " You Columbus Coded. LMFAO"
by Atomic54 December 7, 2023
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Columbian blowjob

A blowjob where the penis is dipped and rolled in cocaine beforehand, and the blower gets to enjoy the pure Columbian
She used the product to give him a Columbian blowjob
by rpsychopath January 13, 2024
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Columbus Creamball

The Columbus Creamball is the act of filling a balloon with many mens semen then making a small hole inside the balloon as to make it pop easier then throwing it at a person in the attempt the make the balloon pop resulting the the recipient being covered in the semen that was inside of the balloon
Me and my girl wanted to spice up out bedroom life so you know I had to pull out the Columbus Creamball on her
by Hawk tuah the 35th August 11, 2024
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Columbus Dick Sucker

Derogatory term for people from Spain. The meaning comes from Christopher Columbus and how it is stereotypical for people from Spain to say he discovered America even though it was already inhabited.
“F$&k off you, Columbus Dick Sucker!” (Offensive)
by Playboyfrog1 May 21, 2024
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