Cock jousting

To move at high velocity towards someone with your penis erect and pointing towards them in hopes of knocking them out.

Joe practiced cock jousting on his girlfriend but missed and impaled his cat instead.

by Tastee January 28, 2004

cock smoker

Someone who is so obsessive about sucking the penis, they practically inhale it. Some might say addicted to dicks like a crack smoker is addicted to crack. AKA Cack smoker, Worshipper of cocks, cock cherisher.

Corey nowak is a real cock smoker along with his cack smoking friend joe.

by The almighty bunghole March 1, 2004

Golden Cock

A male penis that can remain fully erect for unusually long periods of sexual intercourse without medical or technological aid, can cum on command, and can become erect again within minutes. Abbreviation: GC

I'm so tired last night I had the most amazing GC, Golden Cock!

by nishap September 4, 2011

Soft Cock

Soft Cock is a alternate version of calling someone a pussy and its used by the Australian YouTuber "Lazarbeam"

He cant even chug a drink what a soft cock its like he isn't even a man

by Steryeotypical Canadian November 6, 2018

cock vendor

A really, really huge black dude who pimps out skinny white dudes. Cock vendors are usually named Aram or Jeeves and they always carry a machete. They are descendants of the great "Harry White," a prostitution visionary.

You can find cock vendors in most large cities hanging out on the corner pretending to be Rastafarians. Don't be fooled - the hair is fake.

Not to be confused with pimps.

Man, let's grab some grub and then go visit the cock vendor. He'll fix us right up.

by Pollup December 11, 2007

Cock of Ages

A cock that has journeyed into every pussy of its time. A cock so massive and enormous that it will be spoken of throughout the centuries, and songs of its glories will be sung for thousands of years.

He scored with Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Alba, AND Paris Hilton at the same time? Truly, gentlemen, this man possesses the Cock of Ages.

by RySenkari December 10, 2006

Cock Move

Any purposeful action that could be considered rude, inconsiderate, or deceitful to another, for one's personal gain.

I was late for work and I pulled a cock move to beat the red light.

by OQ January 5, 2007