Cherry Cheeks

Cherry Cheeks are when you smash your girl so good, her cheeks are bleeding

Your cherry cheeks are amazing!

by Bradden Williams September 23, 2022

cheek wreckoning

A multi-use phrase that can express good sex, injury, or humiliation.

Ah dude I gave her a real good cheek wreckoning last night.

Did you see that biker get hit by a car? He got his cheeks wreckoned!

by thecheekwreckoner November 4, 2020

one cheeked

Another way to say half assed.

Stop trying to rebut me with your one cheeked remarks.

by ManMan36 May 18, 2016

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020

grasp the cheeks

What gay people in Southwest Philly do when giving a tossed salad.

What punks say when they don't have a comeback and they're getting roasted.

LaTron grasped the cheeks of his lover Latrell when giving him a tossed salad.

Billy Bob said, "Grasp the cheeks" because he was a tired little B and couldn't hang with anyone.

by grasperofthecheeks May 17, 2016

poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020

Trench Cheeks

When you create liquid in you trousers

Winston: I need the toilet
Man: why?
Winston: I gave myself trench cheeks

by Swaggilicious99 June 12, 2021