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Charles Smolka

Yo gurt your a Charles Smolka
by Michael Glen June 5, 2025
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Charles

Charles is sensitive and erudite. He will ask you questions inviting you to think more deeply about things that you normally wouldnt allow yourself to. He is always down for a sleepover—a classic one. He is one of the most handsome men you will meet. His hair is beautifully coiffed and well maintained, so much so you want to run your fingers through it but get scared about messing it up. Charles, even if he is a stranger to you, will make you feel at ease. Charles has great banter. You will be lucky to be a friend to Charles. You will honestly be lucky to be any sort of companion to Charles. If you meet a Charles at a work conference, you may make a deep, unexpected, but very welcome, connection. Charles seems like a great kisser, but you unfortunately haven’t had the pleasure of confirming that (yet). Most people hope they get the chance to kiss Charles.
Jane: Tommy and I met a Charles at a work conference.

Mary: No way. Let me guess. The two of you wine and dined him, went back to his place, and made out?

Jane: We actually had a super lovely night together, wine and dine included… no kissing though. I’m not mad about it but that would have been the cherry on top. Instead the three of us made a really intimate and thoughtful emotional connection, classic sleep-over style.

Mary: Sounds like a Charles alright…
by streamergirl June 13, 2025
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Charles o Neill

Loves young girls take tablets and gets drunk
Omg that old man is Charles o neill
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Stinky Charles

When you rip a fat load of cum on Mikey Flanagan's mitt after a trip to chipotle and it smells like fucking ass.
Just finished my chip bowl, gonna go find Mikey to rip a Stinky Charles on him.
by FlanaganLover April 7, 2024
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Charles Taylor

Charles Taylor is the world’s plumpest, fattest, girthiest, vertically-challenged persona to ever exist. He identifies with 42 genders, some of which include: Homosexual, Transsexual, Bisexual, Non-Binary, Pansexual, and etc. He is known to be extremely attracted to hamsters and has an overflowing collection of hentai body pillow.
“Dude did you see that guy who got peed on by a homeless person?” “Yea he was totally a Charles Taylor!”
by PaulNguyenLover10292 April 16, 2024
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charl

someone who is very downbad and dumb
He is such a charl!
by azertyuiop12309 May 22, 2024
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charles godfrey brown

charles godfrey brown has dyed part of his hair blonde
charles godfrey brown may or may not be a femboy
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