Wedding Cake

Wedding Cake is the term used to describe the exact point at which a man can expect to losing the following:

1. Freedom
2. Sex
3. Friends
4. Manhood

At this exact point also, he will gain the following:

1. Chores
2. Celibacy
3. PMS
4. And a minivan

Dustin: "Jon I hope you know what you are getting yourself into!"

Jon: "Yeah man, everything is great."

Dustin: "I don't think you know what is in that Wedding Cake!"

by Devious Tuning February 12, 2009

Vanilla Cake

A white, or caucasian girl's pussy.

Anyone think there's too much vanilla cake at this party?

by Oneironauts July 16, 2012

bake cakes

The act of an unmarried man playing house with a female.

I heard Garys datin chickenhead Lawanda.

Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch

by Crackface July 01, 2007

princess cake

1. A kind of soft moist cake

2. Bart Simpson's new nickname in the episode where he has tea with his mom

3. A nickname for anyone who seems like a fag

1. That princess cake was delicious

2. Hey princess cake, do you want some princess cake?

3. That guy is total princess cake

by DizzyLizzy January 21, 2007

cake tasting

Eating the cake.
Or
Going down on a woman.

I think Rob owes me a cake tasting tonight.

by Tish_9696 September 17, 2015

italian cake

It’s just a fucking Lasagna...

“Look pa, I made an Italian cake,” said Jonny aroused!

by Fuckin’Commies July 17, 2018

cake pusher

Some one who pushes cake

eg; 'Hey Sam, have some cake'

...''No thanks girl, I am a on a diet'

'Have some anyway'

'Gosh chick...your such A Cake pusher'

by morrisey July 12, 2013