Bloody Public Barber

When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.

I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021

Bloody Blowy

When a girl saves her period blood puts it in her mouth and you give her a blow job.

Jennifer came over this week and we tried the bloody blowy.

by Liam Uchiha March 1, 2021

bloody rat

A used blood soaked tampon once removed from the female’s vagina

Jim: What’s wrong?
Kyle: This dirty slut threw her bloody rat at me when I asked for her number
Jim: What a dirty slut

by beanphlicker March 6, 2021

The Bloody BJ

When you hollow out a pickle, put cream sauce in the pickle then finish it off with hot sauce.

Person 1: What the fuck even is that? Person 2: That's just the bloody BJ

by NootNootProductionz March 12, 2021

spicy bloody mary

When you finger a girl on her period with Tabasco on your fingers

Man, Sharon wouldn’t let me give her a spicy Bloody Mary even though it was the perfect time of the month.

by EmeraldCity March 21, 2021

bloody moves

When you do something while wearing Christian Louboutin shoes with red bottoms.

I just got a new car. I'm making bloody moves.

by nick391 March 21, 2021

Bloody Ranch

When you cum in a woman while shes on her period.

I left a load in my woman while she was bleeding, gave her that bloody ranch injection!

by Lawless123 April 15, 2021