Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.
Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.
by dirtybitannefrank November 13, 2014
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Beaver Splitter

A front-end wedgie. Only females can get this because...vagina.
Gurl! Don’t go down that water slide, it gave me a wedgie AND a beaver splitter. Not fun...
by ShellySmiles August 03, 2018
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Beaver 99

In 1999 you're crazy neighbor has a huge giant hairy beaver
Your crazy neighbor walks straight into your house and told you how many babies has she had today and your old lady says look at the bush look at the bush Beaver 99 becomes the nickname
by Dr. LOVEBONE BS DDS MDS May 27, 2023
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Ski beaver

A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.

Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.

She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.
Hey she’s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?

Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.

Damn, hoes be hoeing.
by Apairadeez March 01, 2025
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Beaver Dam

Alternative name for a bachelor pad.

A house of men, while maintained, it is not tidy.

Often in need of a solid 1 hour sweep out before been visited by a female.
The men raced to clean out their beaver dam before the arrival of a tinder date.
by The Camel December 12, 2023
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beaver dam

The ugly chick that keeps unknowingly cock blocks the hot one. One might almost feel sorry for her.
That poor fucking beaver dam has no idea she's cock blocking any of us.
by kcoochie December 10, 2014
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Beaver dam

When a man takes a shit between her tits turns her around and smacks her ass with a paddle
The next door neighbor was talking about how her husband gave her a beaver dam but they didn’t go camping
by Defiweirs December 02, 2023
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