Klondike Jew

A Jewish person that resides within the Dominion of Canada.

...A Klondike Jew, that's what you are!

by DrHungDaddy420 September 25, 2015

soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.

why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew

by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018

Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.

He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.

by Gojai August 31, 2017

fornicating jew

Someone who does not give up srx easily. Being miser with the sex.

My girlfriend is such a fornicating jew now that I never get laid.

by Makanana310 July 12, 2021

Jew dripping

The action that follows after filling your gas tank up and then proceeding to lift the hose up to get every last drop of gas

Thomas: why do you always lift the hose up like that

Mason: I’m jew dripping cunt

by Thomassruth0825 May 6, 2018

jew buckle

A penny pinching flobert

That man is such a Jew buckle

by Complexly unlucky December 31, 2013

jew-attack

When a jew assaults you by stealing your pension and invests them in S&P 500.

Yeah i got jew-attacked by Mads last week, now i'm gonna loose custody of my daughter.

by BubberDucky1187 January 10, 2020