arse ropes

13th century slang for large intestine.

Your arse ropes are full of shit.

by Jonnybonny poo oants February 23, 2024

chicken arse licker

chicken arse licker is a person who is obsessed with kfc chicken commonly used in staffordshire and stoke-on-Trent

Dude craig is such a chicken arse licker

by Leanne&taylor February 24, 2024

Rough arsed git

A rough arsed git is normally someone that appears to have good workmanship when in fact the work they produce is to a poor standard.

That work you did looked good, until I did a propper inspection and found out your just a rough arsed git

by Kill_crazy March 7, 2024

Arse Wank

An arse wank is when you stick your fingers in your arse and have a wank. You can either stick your fingers in your arse and wank your cock, or stick your fingers in your arse and move them in and out and wank your arse.

Oh gosh I had such an arse wank last night, my arsehole exploded and it looks like the mariana's trench!

by Poosymonster March 7, 2024

Old Leather Arse

Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.

“I haven’t been down there since Old Leather Arse fell off the bus”

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024

arse bracket

A seat on wheels, usually pulled by a disabled or lazy person (ie Jack Carrol from corrie) so they can rest or sit down when they feek like it.

"Shit, that so-called funny man from bgt,.the one with the arse bracket is sooo fuckin annoying"

by sipukka March 27, 2024

Arse Bones

The bones found in ones arse

My arse bones are killing me after last nights antics with shaggs aye

by Chewbac July 9, 2022