Skip to main content

dirty brown wrap around

while making love to a woman, shove both of your testicles and surrounding sack into her butthole. continue to make love, like a beast on a leash. If she is on top, feel free to remove your penis from the vag(keeping the balls in the brown eye) and spin her around several times... practice by shoving your nuts into a beer bottle.
"I again gave myself testicular torsion giving juanita the dirty brown wrap around."
by Parmesean John December 4, 2007
mugGet the dirty brown wrap aroundmug.

Reach Around Selfie

1. n: having someone take a picture of you as you take a picture of yourself (or something else)
Jill is getting a great shot of the San Francisco bridge, realizes she is wearing a lovely sundress that matches the bridge, and asks Jack for the reach around selfie so she can pair the pic of her with the pic of the bridge when she posts it on instabook.
by WAATY March 28, 2014
mugGet the Reach Around Selfiemug.

suck around and find out

Similar to the more commonly know phrase “Fuck around and find out”, suck around and find out is something typically said by one with a penis as either a pick up line to someone one they find sexually attractive who is flirting with them in order to ensure the score OR a phrase used while fooling around with your partner(s) to initiate oral sex and establish dominance in the boudoir.
Person 1: I bet your cum tastes like sweet sweet candy.

Person 2: why don’t you suck around and find out?
OR
Person 1: (while making out before initiating sex or pausing during sex) can you cum for me baby?
Person 2: I don’t know. Why don’t you suck around and find out?
by Jenxee June 6, 2022
mugGet the suck around and find outmug.

wrap around beat down

Is when a woman stands behind a man an reaches around an jerks him off. While the man is in the....

freeze put your hands in the air position
Man my girl came behind me outside at the party an gave me a wrap around beat down.
by bigggdeee1 February 26, 2018
mugGet the wrap around beat downmug.

Dr. Jon Reach Around

A “loving embrace,” done with the utmost care and the gentlest touch by a healthcare professional while the patient is concentrating on their alimental concerns, questions they are being asked about general health trivia while they are being entertained with bright lights and Snellen charts, or otherwise distracted by the doctor’s slight of hand. Sometimes seen as a test of a patients fortitude and potential, this act, while not intrinsically sexual, is often referred to in doctoring circles as the first foray of the lonely and overeducated in their professional mating rituals or “social networking” in and outside of their immediate circles.
I went in to see if I needed new glasses and while I was there I was given the “Dr. Jon Reach Around.” I’m not sure if my vision is any better but I’ve met my co-pay for the year. All things considered, I’m happy with my new provider.
by Ken Limnac April 23, 2021
mugGet the Dr. Jon Reach Aroundmug.

mulch around the sugar shack

Taking a dump around a type 2 diabetic while they sleep on your farm.
Hey! Billy Bob's gotta mulch around the sugar shack before it gets too cold!
by TioLeo December 4, 2022
mugGet the mulch around the sugar shackmug.

80 days around the world

A book that Disney made into a movie.
by ToxicPorky May 13, 2016
mugGet the 80 days around the worldmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email